*This post is for FUN only and personnel involved are to view at own discretion. Don't get pissed off or vomit blood k? HAHA.
Most Favourite One Liner. The idea came while we were hanging out in Chris & Merv's room watching Australian Channels showing "100 Most Favourite Movie One Liners".
Back in Malaysia, there were so many memorable moments to recall and remember, but instead of writing an essay, I prefer to remember them in those "One Liners".
So, after 2 months, it's kinda annoying looking at it already, so I decided to end it. Well, after counting the miserable 22 votes, which I myself voted 3 to 4 times from different PCs, "Chui Pui Tia" ran out as the undisputed Most Favourite!!
"Chui Pui Tia". A direct translation from Hokkien slang, Manglish: "Find skin pain.", which basically means getting yourself into trouble, making oneself the laughing/mocking material of all.
Used on an "Oliver" or a "Termin" answering Coach "The One" Edward's "difficult" question without reasonable effort of brainstorming and common sense. Classic example: Oliver; Termin.
Verdict:
"Best of the best!" Kuan Yang
"Original" Chris Koh
Second in the running. "Bawa-bawa lagi? Tembak lah." A Malay sentence which in Manglish: "Bring bring somemore? Shoot lah". This one of probably usable in a sports senario where you get to dribble the ball.
Used on the joker who likes to dribble dribble around and loses the ball than shoot the goal and try to finish it. Classic example: the one and only Mamak.
Thrid place, we have a tie. "Faking selfish." an Australian pronounciation of "Fucking selfish." Applied on a bunch of Malaysians gossiping/ borak'ing in a room beside a grumpy, fat Aussie who claims that "some people actually need to work" while happily waking up around 12pm. Crap~
"We are Aussies"
"Mighty mighty Aussies."
"If you can't hear us."
"We'll shout louder!"
"Aussie!"
"Oi!"
"Aussie!"
"Oi!"
"Aussie Aussie Aussie!!"
"Oi Oi Oi!!"
That says it all. Instead, I think Abo Merv came out with a better one:
"We are Indians,
Hairy hairy Indians,
If you can't see us,
Come and shave us."
Classic!! HAHAHA... For full laughter effect, say it with the typical Indian slang with some head movement. Do we have it in the video Oli?
The rest? Didn't garnered any votes. Both refer to a certain individual. (Guys I promise you, you are going to get famous after this. Haha. Or not! Who cares, I'm having fun.)
With one vote, "How come all Malaysian looks like Chan Ming Hwee?" is second versed of "How come all Koreans look like Park Ji Sung?". It all started on a chilly winter at Perth, walking down the pavement when we crossed shoulder with the Kimchi Clan when Ming Hwee made a what I call a "Chui Pui Tian"(put it in good use. XD) statement "How come all Koreans look so @#$y? All look like Park Ji Sung." And James out of no where "Eh, I tell you har, maybe they also feel the same, how come all Malaysian looks like Chan Ming Hwee..." Burst of laughter.
Hahahahahahahahaha...
It sounds lame now, not funny anymore. Crap~
And finally, a nice zero for "Eh, I look like Korean ah?". A statement of vanity, and who else other than.... TM. OK la, you quite fair la, and you look OK with the specs(which gets cheaper and cheaper and cheaper down the streets of Perth City. HAHA.), and we did say that you look like one, but that doesn't mean we really mean it. HAHA. Quit repeating the question which forces us to keep lying. Poor Oli not only is forced to be the nice mirror-mirror-on-the wall, "Yes, you look like Korean." and also to endure him occupying the only mirror in the room. Two vains one mirror. How suffering. Haha.
Final result:
1st - "Chui Pui Tia." = 13 votes
2nd - "Bawa-bawa lagi? Tembak lah." = 4 votes
3rd/4th - "Faking selfish." & "Aussie Aussie Aussie." = 2 votes
5th - "How come all Malaysians look like Chan Ming Hwee." = 1 votes
6th - "Eh, I look like Korean ah?" = 0 votes
In the end, it turn out to be quite an essay. Crap~
Most Favourite One Liner. The idea came while we were hanging out in Chris & Merv's room watching Australian Channels showing "100 Most Favourite Movie One Liners".
Back in Malaysia, there were so many memorable moments to recall and remember, but instead of writing an essay, I prefer to remember them in those "One Liners".
So, after 2 months, it's kinda annoying looking at it already, so I decided to end it. Well, after counting the miserable 22 votes, which I myself voted 3 to 4 times from different PCs, "Chui Pui Tia" ran out as the undisputed Most Favourite!!
"Chui Pui Tia". A direct translation from Hokkien slang, Manglish: "Find skin pain.", which basically means getting yourself into trouble, making oneself the laughing/mocking material of all.
Used on an "Oliver" or a "Termin" answering Coach "The One" Edward's "difficult" question without reasonable effort of brainstorming and common sense. Classic example: Oliver; Termin.
Verdict:
"Best of the best!" Kuan Yang
"Original" Chris Koh
Second in the running. "Bawa-bawa lagi? Tembak lah." A Malay sentence which in Manglish: "Bring bring somemore? Shoot lah". This one of probably usable in a sports senario where you get to dribble the ball.
Used on the joker who likes to dribble dribble around and loses the ball than shoot the goal and try to finish it. Classic example: the one and only Mamak.
Thrid place, we have a tie. "Faking selfish." an Australian pronounciation of "Fucking selfish." Applied on a bunch of Malaysians gossiping/ borak'ing in a room beside a grumpy, fat Aussie who claims that "some people actually need to work" while happily waking up around 12pm. Crap~
"We are Aussies"
"Mighty mighty Aussies."
"If you can't hear us."
"We'll shout louder!"
"Aussie!"
"Oi!"
"Aussie!"
"Oi!"
"Aussie Aussie Aussie!!"
"Oi Oi Oi!!"
That says it all. Instead, I think Abo Merv came out with a better one:
"We are Indians,
Hairy hairy Indians,
If you can't see us,
Come and shave us."
Classic!! HAHAHA... For full laughter effect, say it with the typical Indian slang with some head movement. Do we have it in the video Oli?
The rest? Didn't garnered any votes. Both refer to a certain individual. (Guys I promise you, you are going to get famous after this. Haha. Or not! Who cares, I'm having fun.)
With one vote, "How come all Malaysian looks like Chan Ming Hwee?" is second versed of "How come all Koreans look like Park Ji Sung?". It all started on a chilly winter at Perth, walking down the pavement when we crossed shoulder with the Kimchi Clan when Ming Hwee made a what I call a "Chui Pui Tian"(put it in good use. XD) statement "How come all Koreans look so @#$y? All look like Park Ji Sung." And James out of no where "Eh, I tell you har, maybe they also feel the same, how come all Malaysian looks like Chan Ming Hwee..." Burst of laughter.
Hahahahahahahahaha...
It sounds lame now, not funny anymore. Crap~
And finally, a nice zero for "Eh, I look like Korean ah?". A statement of vanity, and who else other than.... TM. OK la, you quite fair la, and you look OK with the specs(which gets cheaper and cheaper and cheaper down the streets of Perth City. HAHA.), and we did say that you look like one, but that doesn't mean we really mean it. HAHA. Quit repeating the question which forces us to keep lying. Poor Oli not only is forced to be the nice mirror-mirror-on-the wall, "Yes, you look like Korean." and also to endure him occupying the only mirror in the room. Two vains one mirror. How suffering. Haha.
Final result:
1st - "Chui Pui Tia." = 13 votes
2nd - "Bawa-bawa lagi? Tembak lah." = 4 votes
3rd/4th - "Faking selfish." & "Aussie Aussie Aussie." = 2 votes
5th - "How come all Malaysians look like Chan Ming Hwee." = 1 votes
6th - "Eh, I look like Korean ah?" = 0 votes
In the end, it turn out to be quite an essay. Crap~
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